Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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