Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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