We're like a lot better than the average bears
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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