he told me I talked like a deaf person
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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