Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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