I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Randomize
