i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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