What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
false alarm, still single
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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