i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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