it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Less talking, more tequila
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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