Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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