the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
