It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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