I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
We had sex on a dog bed..
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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