did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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