I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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