I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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