she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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