do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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