Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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