so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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