It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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