True but thats because hes a fetus.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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