Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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