normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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