oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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