Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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