sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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