Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
handjob tips. give me some.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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