I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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