I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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