So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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