Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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