You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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