I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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