How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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