Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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