I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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