forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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