If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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