And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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