she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I made him laugh his dick is mine
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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