you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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