why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
there is puke in my bra ... again
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