I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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