So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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