it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I have feelings that need drinking.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
