you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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