2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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