is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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