waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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