Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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