The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
Randomize
