Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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