Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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